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My cervix is an asshole and scared a resident this morning. Every time my doctor sends a resident in, it ends poorly and either I cry or they need to go get him anyway. Fortunately, today was just the latter, and he got the catheter in with no tears. I mean, the resident seemed upset, but apparently this was the first time she's needed help, so my douchebag cervix bruised her ego.

I don't feel too bad for her, though, since I was the one with an audience of 3 gawking up my vagina. She was also a billion times better than the resident from last time, and we told the doctor that, so she looked good to her boss.


Fingers crossed the IUI worked this time!

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