Because many of you seem to be regretting Monday the way I am, I thought I'd share:
A good friend works in the HR Dept. of a Not-For-Profit Company you've never heard of (read: you've totally heard of it). On Mondays, she reads resumes.
For reasons privacy, she doesn't show them to me, but does sometimes share the interesting, or the head-scratching lines they contain.
Today's award for Most Interesting Resume Inclusion goes to a candidate who lists several years as a performer with a Praise Mime ministry company. This is a thing.
We found an example on YouTube.
That is all.