First, I'd like to say Hi. The bar is set pretty low for first-time posters at the moment, so I thought I'd sneak in. See picture below for the customary offering.
I am an introvert and a casual misanthrope. I am currently an A-lister on Kim Kardashian's Hollywood. That kind of explains everything.
I also love nerdy TV, playing pseudo-medieval RPGs, traveling, eating food, chicken-rearing, and car yelling at other drivers.