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Inventions that are not possible, but should be

1. The Eternal Kitten Machine

2. The Eternal Cupcake Machine

3. The Keep Your Relatives Quiet Machine

4. The Giant Boot Machine (for those that need to be booted off the planet and into space—What? I have a list.)


5. The Giant Swing That Swings Eternally

6. The Workable and Affordable Flying Car (almost!)

7. The Giant Anvil That Falls From the Sky on Your Enemies

8. The Magic Spot To Nowhere That Conveniently Appears Under the Feet of Your Least Favorite Coworker (name is a bit long)


9. The Cure for All Cancers

Make your own list, if you like.


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