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I’m about to take a bath and I also want to do some creative writing in my journal, which got me to thinking that it would probably be the most relaxing thing in the world if I could write in my journal while in the bath.

Unfortunately, at least as far as I know, the world hasn’t gotten around to inventing water-proof journals or pens for me yet. Get on it, world!


Of course, please inform me if you know otherwise. I can’t reward you monetarily, but an Internet stranger will be happy with you, and isn’t that what we all want from life?

So...what inventions do you wish existed? PSA: Not responsible for lost patents.

Completely unrelated (OR IS IT???) but I’ve been getting into Lovecraft mythos lately (for some reason I really like lore videos on Youtube) and basically cute Cthulhu is the only Cthulhu I’m here for and also how I found this comic. Why must I make everything cute? Explain me, Internet. Explain me like you’ve never explained before.

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