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Because I had to stop the other night. And I can tell you the exact line of dialogue which drove home the point that this season’s not worth watching:

“It’s like blue balls in your heart.”

I heard that, started laughing, looked at Homey and said, “I’m done.” We switched from TD to Bojack Horseman.

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Has anyone out there kept up with it?

I mean, I’ve just been so bored with all Vince Vaughn’s character’s whining: I’m stressed! I’m broke! I’m stressed about being broke! It’s hard to be stressed! It’s hard to be broke! Ahhh, babies!

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And then blue balls in your heart?

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