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Last night in Cali. Did one of those painting by numbers night. It looks like a duck/hummingbird hybrid. But it's all good. You tell me- what bird does this look like? Also, a hipster dude totally hit on me, so if my marriage is over like I think it is, maybe I will find love again. Did I mention I am drunk???


Slightly less drunk, but back at the house. Seriously, bless my bestie for putting me up this last week and bless all y'all for your encouragement and funniness. Me and my duckingbird thank you.

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