You guys, what's the social etiquette for pretending you have kids on Mother's Day? I don't... but I'm secretly so tempted to buy all of these damn Mother's Day specials (massages, spa days, groupons, etc) for myself and pretend that my fake kid (Jeanette, after Nana) gave them to me.

Is this breaking some social covenant? Am I taking massages out of real mother's mouths (so to speak)? Some of these are such good deals!