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Is it time to de-friend?

Oh, Facebook. I don't even know.

So there's this girl I worked with once at a part-time job years ago. I was never even friends with her, but I never de-friend anyone because I'm a nosy creep. I justify it by telling myself that if they see all my posts about my cows, that I'm educating them about agriculture and it's good PR for my future dairy.


This girl's posts all fall into one of the following categories:

1. Updates on going to the gym

2. Pictures of insanely delicious from-scratch, super-healthy food she has made

3. Posts about how much she appreciates and loves her life

4. Pictures of her looking ridiculously gorgeous out having fun with her ridiculously gorgeous friends


How is any person this amazing? The only redeeming quality is that she never calls herself blessed or thanks God for her amazing life. Then I would just barf (sorry, I'm an atheist so that tends to get an eye-roll from me). It's not even eye-roll worthy, I just feel so inadequate! So guys, it is time to just de-friend and move on? I'm not the only one who has this problem, right?

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