After the last few weeks (don't even get me started on fluoride) I think it's fair to ask: is our fair state becoming the Florida of the west? Consider the evidence:
Naked person killed doing push-ups in the street? Check.
Young women arrested for twerking, peeing and meth? Check.
CPR-performing governor? Check.
Ad agencies declaring war on comedians/state government failing to create a working health insurance exchange website? Check.
I mean, come on! Idaho made it work, and they elected a governor named Butch Otter!
[Bonus points for the teen giving a dutifully bizarre interview about the incident.]
Entire families being trapped in their bedrooms by cats? Check.
Seriously, Oregon, we need to get our shit together. If not, the cats will be in power soon enough.