So, I rarely go to the Jez main page any more. But I did today, and I found myself starting to click on a story about cute, fuzzy pandas... only to see Doug's byline next to the title. Yeah, that assclown isn't getting my clicks! No way.
But it struck me that I don't always notice the writer's name before I click on the story. So, is there some kind of script or something that would just completely wipe his excrescence from the page so that I'm never in any danger of accidentally clicking on his work? Even if it leaves big white gaps in the page, I'd be happy - it would be a visual reminder of why I don't go to the main page much any more.
Any coding geniuses out there want to tackle this one? James McAvoy is imploring you!