Is it ___ist if the first thing I thought, upon hearing "I'm sorry, but the position has already been filled, that is the human who filled it," was "But his pants are halfway down his buttox!!!"

The liquor store across the street had an opening and I'd filled an application and every time I came in, the boss man was like, "We're still posting openings, we'll give you a call when we're done looking at all the applications!" In other news, yesterday I applied for a full time position at an alternate branch of the library and I think I did well. Also, plum wine tastes a lot like boozy prune juice. This is good. I like prune juice.

Also, chicken cacciatore takes longer to make than I thought. Stoopid delicious chiko skin!