My phone just suggested the word “bitcheries” when I was trying to write “bitches.” And now I’m pretty sure I need a bitchery. In my head, it’s like a nursery but, instead of babies going there to be nursed, bitches go there to bitch/be bitches. Fuck the she shed—I’m gettin’ me a bitchery!

Is GT a bitchery? ;)

Also, I was typing “bitches” because I was sending Homey a text inspired by Jim in Hayward:

Bitch!