THE FINAL ROUND OF THE MUSTACHE BATTLE, BY THE GRACE OF FLUTERDAD, IS HERE!


For this final round, there is a special guest style consultant! Gentlefolk of Groupthink, please give a warm welcome to The Dash!

The Dash is a suave older gentleman with a heart of gold, and he obviously knows a thing or two about elegant mustache proportions! To quote his agent and friend, Bumblecat:

Is his mustachio not the charmingest? Gaze upon the fullness, going no further than beyond the wideness of his face. Regard the balanced proportions of his beard and his pompom. Look into those eyes, the charming sweep of fur under his nose, his choice of enormous chewwy that so marvelously suggests the smoking of a fat stogie.

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Indeed an inspiration for this final round, THE EVENINGWEAR COMPETITION AND FINAL QUESTION!!!


Elegance is certainly key here, but we're looking for style and flair, as well! Eveningwear must be for the Mustache, or sufficiently Mustache-centric! Please post your entry in the comments with the Mustache's answer to this question:

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"


BOBBY HAS HER JUDGING FACE ON!!

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TERRANCE IS BEING TERRANCE!! ALSO HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO TERRANCE! I THINK HE HATES HATS!

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MAY FLUTERDAD SMILE UPON YOU ALL!! GOOD LUCK!