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I have purchased this. Because it is time to teach my spawn to be global dictators. I have previously taught them to be classic mystery novel detectives, so i’m just trying to make sure they have options. Later, I may teach them to be real estate moguls, but probably not I don’t want them to grow up to be like sentient crab grass Donald.

I have been reading the rules like:


My children do not understand my sudden love of Celine Dion.

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