...and someone is laying egg farts. This is the worst thing ever. We are all trapped standing shoulder to shoulder because BART was having technical problems, which is frustrating enough, but now some sociopath is assaulting us all with farts. No one is saying anything but everyone looks bummed out. The woman standing next to me clearly thinks its me. It hangs over us all like a hot fog. Im getting off this train in Oakland just for the fresh air. Fuck.

Update: two news vans at west oakland bart station. They must be reporting on the fart too. Update: im on a new train and a guy thought i was mad dogging him but i was actually eyeing the empty seat behind him. 50 fourth graders got on and are excited about a field trip and screaming. I am never getting to work.