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IT IS TIME FOR THE DAILY DUMP!!!

Hi, everyone! I'm so happy that you've awarded me custodianship of today's dump! So, first off, I'd like to thank the Academy!

I'd also like to thank Sugarhill for gathering assorted bits of needed knowledge for tiny humans!

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Now, Ninjacate has been dealing with assorted numpkins and idiots, commenters and fools! We shall all send her hugs and gifs during these tumultuous and trying times!

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Next up, I'd like to thank Napsauce! She is a Provider Of Cool Things like Cat Yarn, and Dumplings!

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Speaking of Cats, and don't I always? PeachyWithASideOfKeen is going to THE MOTHERFUCKING 2013 KITTY POR—I MEAN INTERNET CAT VIDEO FESTIVAL!!! Ye gods, I'm excited for her on my behalf. I EXPECT LIVEBLOGGING OF THE EVENT AND YOUR AVATAR PICS WITH CELEBRITY KITTIES!!!

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I'd like to thank Fuckfox(AKA Foxyfox), for her candid portrayal of significant other first fart apprehension! It's ok, shortly after I moved in with my human, we had to go to my work's holiday party, where I had raviolis filled with ricotta. I am lactose intolerant. We drove home in silence, with the windows down, in December. Not exactly my finest moment, but now we fart in the bed with little compunction.

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I'd like to thank Bingo, Carlos for letting us know who needs a smiting. A teacher who raped a 14 year old female human student that subsequently committed suicide, and actually got convicted, but only got sentenced for 30 days? Well, then.

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I'd like to thank Kookaburracho for informing me when the DC meetup will be!

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And finally, I'd like to thank Petticoat Despot, for pointing out all the goddamn work that Ninjacate, and Korra have done to help clear up the mixed up unconsciously racist shit show that was Miley Cyrus's performance last night (the night before? I didn't actually watch it the VMAs).

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Ok, y'all, I can hear the music playing really loud and why is this hook coming towards me???

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