I've been having some odd symptoms this week—breast soreness/tenderness, constipation, and nausea, especially in the morning. According to Google, this means I am pregnant, and that means virgin birth round two is nigh!

Please send gold only, I don't know what I'd even do with myrrh or frankincense.

On a serious note, I am prone to nausea and it hasn't been anything exceptional on that front—but breast soreness AND constipation? I have Mirena and don't get periods, so it isn't normal at all for me to get breast soreness just out of the blue. In fact, it's decidedly abnormal, and therefore it sort of freaks me out even if it's probably nothing serious. Is there anything else this could signify? Should I be concerned? Also, is there anything I can DO about this? Because it's been several days and I know that OTC treatment exists for a variety of tummy troubles, but the breast soreness is weird to me and I don't know if I should just wait it out or what. Are they likely to be connected?