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IT'S A PUN-OFF TO WIN THE FUCKS!

I know fate when I see it! Put on your punning hats, GTers, for the chance to win a Fancy Fuck, made especially for you by me:

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Not that one, though. That's mine. I made two mistakes anyway so consider yourselves lucky. So, here's the jumping off point, in honor of my new, properly fitted bras and the pun in the first line. (Also, Fairy Bramother).

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TITTY PUNS, GO!

ETA: OMG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE?! Keep 'em coming, I'm going to enlist Mr. Misfit's help for the judging. I'm probably going to end up doing two!

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