OH HOLLLLEEEEE FUCKKK. WHAT A SHITTY, STUPID, ANNOYING, FAKE WEEK OF BULLSHIT THIS WAS.

THIS WEEK IS ONE GIANT SHITTY THOMAS KINKAID 9/11 EAGLE CRYING OVER A FLAG RIDING A MOTORCYCLE MONSTROSITY. THIS WEEK IS THAT BEASTLY PIECE OF SHIT PAINTING. YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM THIS WEEK, BUT YOUR BOSS DECIDED TO HANG THE FUCKER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR DESK. NOW YOU ARE STUCK LOOKING AT THIS WEEK ALL DAY. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT.

FUCK THIS WEEK. FUCK ALL THE STUPID, PHONY FAUX-MEMORIAL BULLSHIT. FUCK ALL THE ASSHOLES AND THEIR SHITTY MINI-MUFFIN COMMEMORATIVE 9/11 SAMPLER PLATTERS AND PATRIOT DAY 20 PERCENT OFF COUPONS. FUCK THEIR $9.11 ROUNDS OF GOLF. FUCK YOU, CORPORATE AMERICA, FOR TRYING TO TURN THIS TRAGEDY INTO SOCIAL MEDIA KARMA. FUCK PHONY ASS CELEBRITIES FOR ALL THEIR SHITTY, HALF-ASSED MEMORIAL TWEETS. FUCK THEIR NEVER FORGET HASHTAG #BUY MYNEWALBUM BULLSHIT. FUCK 'EM ALL. FUCK THEIR FAUX PATRIOTISM ALL THE WAY BACK TO SEPT. 10, 2001, WHERE THEY WERE WHEN THEY NEVER GAVE A SHIT IN FIRST PLACE.

FUCK THEM ALL, MAN!!!!!!

ON THIS FUCK IT FRIDAY, ENJOY THE NEW FUCK IT FRIDAY THEME SONG, FRIDAY'S ANGELS BY GENERATION X, ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS EVER.

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