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I'm stuck at home today, literally, because my car is stuck in the alley not 100 feet from my door, so of course I'm being adult as fuck and taking all the Buzzfeed quizzes. I stumbled onto this gem and, of course, I've already snagged the man of my dreams (lock 'em down with your magic vagina!), so I thought I'd help my fellow GTers do the same. I assume this works no matter your sexual orientation, so try it out and report back.




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