ESCAPING ON BOTTOM OF A TRUCK

SUCH DRAMATIC VERY SRS WOW

The hell is this tape crazy Jesus lady is listening to?! Her dress is v. pretty.

That decapitated governor head is toooooooooooo fake. She's talking to it too much. I'm afraid it's gonna start moving or something.

She just told this guy to Breaking Bad the governor's corpse. Hard core.

Naked cuddling in fairy land. Shouldn't they be concerned that like 10 years have gone by? Are we just ignoring/forgetting that this happens now?

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SERIOUSLY WHY IS TERRY DEAD. Arlene ;__; I HATE THIS SHOW WE CAN NEVER HAVE NICE THINGS. NEVER!! I AM VERY SAD.

"You don't have that stockholder's syndrome, do you?"

Random shower sex scene. WHO GOES IN THE SHOWER WITH ALL THEIR JEWELRY ON. These things bother me.

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Read my lips: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THESE WEREWOLVES. AT ALL.

I like this non-rapist vampire let's keep him around.

I guess we're getting to the part of the season my mom described as "all naked sex."

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How long is Beel's daywalking gonna last? How did we go from a few minutes to, so far, multiple days here?

Yo if she has a communicable disease maybe not have her drink directly from Beel's arm. Jussayin.

"You ready for this?"

"Bout as ready as Big Pharma can make a man."

I love that people still call him Vampire Bill. It's the best.

I think Pam's therapist is the therapist who has a heart attack in the beginning of Office Space.

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Sad Eric is sad but fancy plaguetime London Eric is HILARIOUS

ewwwwww.

I know this is supposed to be sad but it's TOO RIDICULOUS

LOL ERIC WTF "PRAAAIIIISEEE BILLLL!"

I just still can't with the Billith. I want Billith to go away forever.

Alcide's bitches (hey, their vernacular man) are turnin on him OH WAIT:

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What is up with craycray vampire prison president woman.

Srsly Sookah Warlow does not need to eat you. I SAW THAT GUY EAT FRIED CHICKEN. BRING HIM SOME FUCKING CHICKEN.

LOL Eric flailing around trying to poke fairyland

blah blah Alcide blah Sam blah girl and her mom blah blah blah

Fairy vampire bride. DON'T DO IT SOOKAH

Goddammit Steve Newlin you're the snitchiest

wait wait wait I'm sorry PART OF YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU'D WIND UP WITH SAM??? THE FUCK??? NOPE. DO NOT JUSTIFY HIS NICE GUY COMPLEX WITH THIS SHIT

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Spiting your dead parents always inspires good decision making.

WTF crazy Jesus lady murdering TruBlood company lady?!?!?!?!?! That was one of the more fucked up things on this show.

WHAT THE HELL OMG. So it's fine to show a SEVERED penis on this show! THAT WAS WAY DISTURBING.

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All the Terry flashbacks are very sad. :(

Goodbye Newlin snitch.

LOL Ginger. When did she even get here?

Eric. Where u goin.

Alcide is ridiculous looking these days. There is just SO MUCH HAIR going on there.

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I don't feel like this montage of the trashy south and dead things and bugs and church people fits the show anymore. It's gotten too far from any kind of sanity now.

Jason's vampire owner/girlfriend skeeeeeves me out.

Pam and Tara hugging Sookah, awww. Tara needed to do more stuff this season. TARA DO MORE STUFF PLS.

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Uh excuse me but r u makin a May Pole. Yuuuup. It's actually bad luck to get married on Beltaine, you should wait til the day after.

SHOCKINGLY, THIS GUY IS AN ASSHOLE! WHO FUCKIN KNEW

bye Pam

OWN THAT GUY BEEYILL. ASSHOLE VS ASSHOLE

YEAAAAH JASON STAKED THAT FUCKER

Hi fairy grandpa

Heyyyyy naked Eric maybe you should be diving under the snow instead of letting yourself burn up?

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At least Alcide got a haircut before she started hitting that. :/

I am not at all comfortable with this creepy relationship Jason has with his vampire.

Is Sam becoming a skeevy church politician. I could totally see that.

WAIT HE'S THE MAYOR. WHUT

Does becoming a mayor make you sound extra southern and assholey

Of course Jessica's vampire bf is in a band

Why am I really scared that Tara's mom is infected and trying to kill her.

K. Apparently diseased vampires are now being treated like outcasts and criminals, how caring of them.

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IT'S OVER. THE END BUH BYE. I had very little funny commentary to provide on the last few cause they were not very funny. I feel like I lost more brain cells binging this show than I have on any previous binge.

PREVIOUSLY:

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/laugh-at-a-per…

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http://groupthink.jezebel.com/as-a-continuin…

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http://groupthink.jezebel.com/briefly-recapp…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/another-day-of…

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http://groupthink.jezebel.com/omg-i-cant-sto…

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/just-one-vampa…

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