Fuck you, stupid Faux Hawk! Burt doesn't play that half-way hipster shit.
I just spend 20 minutes in my bathroom, with my BF shaving my head into a mohawk. Because I'm 39 so fuck it. It feels aaaaaaaahhhhmazing. I love it!!! My BF is in love all over again.
It looks awesome! Took pics on the phone, but they look shitty. Will try and post something better tomorrow.
BUT SERIOUSLY GET UP IN MY SHIT AND GET HAPPY.
ETA: For those of you so inclined to wish me Happy Birthday via Twitter or Tumblr, the hashtag is #happybirthdayburt via @AmericasBaby1 .
I am about three bottles of wine deep into my special celebration as is.