UDPATE: I got an email! After 50 minutes of total dead silence, I got an email! But not from someone in my department...
Also, 2 people just walked by! They didn't stop to say hello or give me candy, but I saw/heard actual live people!
I have yet to see or hear another human being in the office. It's Monday, right?*
*I've checked the calendar—it seems to be Monday, which I believe is a workday. It also doesn't seem to be a holiday.
Where are all the people? The activity? The normal office sounds?
Am I in another universe? Is it really Saturday and this is a trick of some kind?
Am I me?