Bow down.

SRSLY I have been trying to be more confident and working real hard today to take in all the well wishes as a good thing. See, I don't suck! See all these people willing to make fun of me for being old, when at least half of them are older than me! My team at work wore all black; I was touched. Just ate my 4th serving of cake or cake-adjacent things (donuts count, right?) in less than 24 hours. I do not have to work tomorrow. I shall GO BACK TO BED after I drop of my kid at school. I may not put on pants. I plan to eat ice cream at every meal.

I'm gonna do something I haven't done in awhile- watch Conan. Fuck yeah.

OMG EDITED- I forgot something! My husband got me a $50 itunes card. Imma gonna download music! MOAR!

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