Yesterday, I talked about the awfulness that is chewing with your mouth open. It's even worse when it's your boss and you not only can't say anything, but you can't really get away from them either.
I would like to thank TheWhistlingBish for this awesome gif representation of how my supervisor chews her food while talking face-to-face and on the phone.
WELL HAPPY FUCKING DAY, Chomps McGee won't be rolled into the next job with us!!! (It's not due to the constant open-mouthed snarfing, this woman is terrible at her job and wouldn't take responsibility for any of the many mistakes she made in the course of the job.)
But anyway, I'll be free from the smack-and-jaw tomorrow! (Thanks to Trough of Luxury for introducing me to this perfect expression).