Y'all.
Y'all, I'm going to be sober for groupdrink.
I totally forgot to pick up wine. If anyone in Houston wants to save me, I have 60s oldies on Pandora and I'm going to make awesome popcorn.

Bonus mini-rant. I just heard a version of My Girl with the line "I've got so much lovin', the bees envy me" and it makes me irrationally mad. It doesn't make sense. I also hate the Pearl Jam version of Last Kiss, mostly because he sings "the screamin' tires, the bustin' glass, the painful scream that I heard last" instead of "cryin' tires..." The redundancy is unnecessary! Whyyyyy?!