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It's Over, Go Home: I Already Won the Idiot Prize for Today

So Wednesday I am leaving for my much anticipated visit to my ex (we broke up years ago and have never gotten over each other) and this morning I woke up at 5:30am with that tell tale burny feeling in my nose. A cold? Fuuuuuuuck.

So I make a plan and a list of remedies and got up to make some tea. While the water was boiling I remembered I had some vitamin C tablets. So I took two. On an empty stomach. I threw up about 8 minutes later. I am a moron.


This is what happened when I do not drink my requisite 30 oz of coffee before trying to be alive and not do stupid shit.

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