The Indy has a story today about a woman who returned from holiday and had a weird scratching sound in her ear and a persistent headache. It was assumed to be an ear infection.

Nope.

Maggots

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'A writhing mass of flesh-eating maggots'

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Good news though, she is now less squeamish about bugs.

So any jezzies with a fear of maggots please form an orderly queue and Dr Screwfly Screw worm fly will get to you as soon as she's free.