I know, you're excited. We all are. Look at this stud:
Let me in, Humpy, I want to be warm with you!!!!!
Oh, you came out be with me? And you changed your sweater? That's fine, too!
Oh, and there's this prize, too:
Moved on to a vest. Meow.
This one is so boring:
MOAR HUMPERDINK! (yell that out loud. Best thing to yell out loud since voices were invented)
Art! Sidenote: I miss Sam Goody.
Oh, God, there's are so many good Englebert Humperdink Christmas memories. This:
I'll stop. It gets to be too much.
And I know it's early. I know that. But I'll be listening to this, too:
Also featuring James Last! Who is that!
I will be listening to all of these on our 5-changer record player. Technology!
You're jealous. That's fine, that's why I shared. MARRY CHRISTMAS and Happy New Year!!!!!!!!
Oops, I spelled Merry "Marry" because I want to marry Englebert Humperdink! Freudian Slip, Humperdink addition!
*(I tried for entirely too long to format this correctly, and I'm tired of it. Now it's a poem. A mystery Christmas poem. And a gift)