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So tell me all about it. Your bed, I mean.

I just got a new mattress today and I just finished making my bed and I was thinking about how I'm so glad I stopped fucking around with top sheets years ago, when I discovered Ikea and duvet covers. So now I kick it in bed Euro style, and wash the cover along with the sheets regularly. I never ever make the bed in the morning and I'm kind of a pig in general but I have to wash my white sheet and duvet cover weekly or I feel icky.

So please, before you drift off, tell me all about your bed and your blankets and your bed-making and linen-laundering habits or lack thereof.


Look how inviting mine looks, I'm all ready to hop in! Oh and a shout out to the dozens of you who have the same ikea duvet cover. You have great taste.

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