CAPS LOCK FRIDAY STARTED EARLY! THAT IS GOOD! THAT MEANS ALL OF YOU ARE READY TO CAST OFF YET ANOTHER FUCKING STUPID WEEK AND SAY FUCK IT!

THIS WEEK SEEMS TO THINK IT IS BETTER THAN YOU OR I. THIS WEEK WAS ALL 'I WENT TO VASSAR; MY FAMILY IS OIL BLAH BLAH BLAH' THIS WEEK GOT A NEW CAR BECAUSE THIS WEEK DIDNT LIKE THE OLD ONES COLOR. YOUR CAR IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HELD TOGETHER WITH DUCK TAPE. BUT NOPE, NO NEW CAR FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR CREDIT SUCKS ASS.

THIS WEEK GOT A TABLE A NOBU. ALL THIS WEEK HAD TO DO WAS BAT THIS WEEK'S EYELASHES AT THE HOST AND DROP HER DADDY'S NAME AND BOOM. TABLE FOR FOUR. THEY EVEN LET THIS WEEK BRING HER STUPID DOG IN AND EAT AT THE TABLE. UGH THIS WEEK IS WORSE THAN PARIS HILTON.

SO FUCK THIS WEEK. THIS WEEK IS A FUCKING MISERABLE SPOILED BRAT WHO YOU NO LONGER HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

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FUCK IT! IT'S FRIDAY!!!