OH LORD. THIS WEEK.

THIS WEEK MADE YOU DRESS UP AS A SEXY SIRACHA BOTTLE TO GO TRICK OR TREATING AND ALL YOU GO WAS A COUPLE OF BRUISED APPLES AND SOME DENTAL FLOSS.

THIS WEEK I HAD THE FLU. OR SOMETHING SHITTIER. I DONT KNOW BECAUSE I STILL HAVE SHITTY ASS INSURANCE AND DONT WANT TO USE ALL OF MY POKEMON POINTS JUST GO HAVE A SHAMAN IN IDAHO (WHO IS APPARENTLY THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS EARTH WHO TAKES MY SHITTY INSURANCE) TELL ME TO TAKE SOME NYQUIL AND DRINK GATORADE.

BUT FORGET ALL THOSE WORRIES BECAUSE—-IT'S FUCK IT FRIDAY!!! TIME TO TOSS OUT ALL THE CRAPPY CANDY OF THE WEEK AND BRING ON THE PARTY.

I AM OFF TO DRINK A FUCKTON OF WINE AND GET MY WEEKEND ON. WHO IS WITH ME?