And I need to share something with you all. These shows all feature women that are roughly my age and look at least 15 years younger...

I need to step up my motherfucking game, is all.

And watch less reality tv.. but that's a given. (Also, I win for having the WORST taste in reality tv, with the exception of Prospectors, that show is amazing.)

*I am sorry about the title, I don't think these are women that are, shall we say, self-aware enough to worry about the g-word being used as a slur.