Good thing my gyno is persistent because, when she suggested an ultrasound, I thought that was a bit much. Finally got in today and it turns out that a) I have five fibroids that are b) each baseball-sized and c) have forced my uterus to enlarge to about 15x the size it should be!
So that’s... sumthin. I’m going back in a couple of weeks to discuss options. They took a sample for a biopsy today but my gyno said she’s not too worried about that.