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I eat a hard-boiled egg as part of my breakfast. Today I realized it tasted, well, off.

Of course I was rushing around and it wasn’t until I was chewing and swallowing the last of it that I was all Om Nom Nom this egg doesn’t taste like a yummy egg what the fuck.

This may be a choice I regret today. Please send Arrested Development gifs to console me.

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