Not really…I kid. I just put an ex-something or other in the friend zone and he's totally cool with it. We're gonna meet up later for pasta and wine and Heisman bitching. I may or may not burn a bra. Guys that respect boundaries and can take a misandry! joke are cool with me.
Editorial note: Sorry for the bland and the weird ass formatting issues. I don't post enough to have mastered the Kinja editor. Sigh.