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I've never given birth BUT....


I've had some poos in the past few days that have had stages like a rocket ship leaving orbit.

I've had poos that I've needed someone to measure how dilated I am.

I've never had anal sex but these latest poos may have qualified me for it.

How can I make it stop? Fiber? Protein? Celery (nature's toothbrush)?

Also, we're a go for poop jokes!!!! Let em loose! (Like my anus feels after pooping)


P.s. Cancer cat is alive. Labored breathing and going downhill but very slowly and with lots of wet food and kisses. Back to the poop!

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