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Jessica Chastain is my nemesis

She is also my imaginary future wife. It’s complicated.

Here is a recent quote where she talks about her dog, Chaplin:

“He had been hit by a car when he was a puppy. Basically he was on death watch. His pelvis was broken; he lost a leg. Whenever I’m feeling down at all, I just look at Chaplin, who always has the best smile on his face, and I’m like, ‘What is wrong with me? Look at this beautiful bit of sunshine here who is just so happy to be alive.” - Modern Luxury magazine


Who the hell does she think she is?

Here are pictures of her and her sickeningly adorable dog:


I hate her so much, OK.

I wonder if she’d like a fall wedding?

Yes, I’m procrastinating.

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