I just had to call my dad to get the really obvious solution to a completely ordinary problem.

Me: I took a shower but the showerhead was broken and it sprayed all over the bathroom and now the bathroom floor is soaked. What do I do?

Dad: ...Mop it up.

Me: How?

Dad: Just get some old towels and put them down on the floor.

DUH.

I'm never going to be an adult.