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JESUS: I found 'im.

Or is this Mary? I don't know. But I found Jesus or Mary in the Pacific Ocean and now Jesus or Mary is in my purse.

Is this significant?

Also, what is the purpose or function of manufacturing tiny plastic things that have a beloved deity contained within? Is this little tiny rectangle a part of some "whole" of which I am unaware (like an orphan Lego man)? Where does this belong?

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