So. Who would win in a cage match to the death? The winner gets to be your girlfriend for eternity (and also not die).


In the blue corner, JLaw. She has participated in several Hunger Games, but probably does not have the upper body strength to wield a compound bow in real life*. Flips people off in interviews. So has that going for her.

*citation needed



In the red corner, we have KStew. She survived giving birth to vampire baby yet is wholly unable to see how her vampire boyfriend is creepy as fuck and/or protect herself without the help of several male fantasy creatures. Flippant towards interviewers. Is GayStew: so +5 to charisma for that.