I'm nerrrrrvous. I really, really, really want this job if it wasn't clear before.

To either alleviate said nerves, or to tell me what I might want to tweak, could any of you lovely people have one last peek at my application?

Not that much has changed, but I cleaned up some of the language and added a banner, etc.

Big question: title and sub-title — cheeky or OTT and arrogant?