That’s how long it’s been since I completed grad school and have been looking for a job I actually care about.

I just had a phone interview for a position that would be pretty much my dream job. I’ve already passed the staff screening interview and I have a pretty solid shot at it. I’m probably going to be interviewing right after my honeymoon. I am very, very happy. And yet, a teeny bit disappointed, because I was hoping they’d hire me this week so I could never, ever have to come back to my current job after my wedding.

I HAVE to get this job. Right? The universe must know how much I want it and how hard I would work at it!