Someone on GT mentioned on twitter ages ago that they would be willing to help me make sure my resume is attractive to prospective employers and give help with writing a cover letter, etc. I'm feeling beyond despairing about my job search and sending up the bat signal. So, whoever you were who offered help, thank you in advance, and you can drop me a line at . And please do not take my lack of memory of who you are as an insult. I was really really out of it after I lost my job and am lucky I remember anything at all about that time.

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