Use this as your opportunity to remark on times you've been fined with bullshit tickets. For me, it's the time I got pulled over with friends, tested with a breathalyzer, and then my friend was fined with "littering" simply because he didn't like the way we looked.

This isn't even counting the time my car was impounded for a ticket for rolling through a stop sign that was covered in trees, that I paid off.

ETA: Talk about ironic, I just got pulled over on my way into work because my front plate doesn't match my back one. My front plate is actually stuck to the car, I've had mechanics tell me so. I wouldn't have been pulled over if I didn't glare at them for parking right outside of the parking ramp.