Just because I have painful bloating/gas and diarrhea everytime I eat cheese, ice cream, macaroni, and creamer does not mean I’m lactose intolerant. Just because it only happens 30 minutes after I consume these things does not mean I’m lactose intolerant. Just because those lying bastards at mayo clinic website are describing me and my symptoms to a tee does not mean I’m lactose intolerant. ok OK OK OK !