I just...hate cheesy bullshit...maybe I'm insanely bitter or something cuz this all made me go EW!



Also, DUH FUK IS THIS?

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Just come out and say it: you wear suspenders because you're a hipster!

Same WTF dude:



::backs away slowly::

I tried to lift my spirits by doing something funny. This guy who seemed pretty dateable wrote me a not horrible message. On my profile under "what I'm doing with my life," I wrote that I'm continuously getting to know the nooks and crannies of NYC. So dateable dude asks me:

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My response:

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Photo evidence here.

This dude, on the other hand, went digging for something to be perverted about...He lists all these things on my profile...

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And this dude crossed the wrong kitty...

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Sooo yeah...looks like I'll keep on vibrating for the foreseeable future...