I just...hate cheesy bullshit...maybe I'm insanely bitter or something cuz this all made me go EW!
Also, DUH FUK IS THIS?
Just come out and say it: you wear suspenders because you're a hipster!
Same WTF dude:
::backs away slowly::
I tried to lift my spirits by doing something funny. This guy who seemed pretty dateable wrote me a not horrible message. On my profile under "what I'm doing with my life," I wrote that I'm continuously getting to know the nooks and crannies of NYC. So dateable dude asks me:
Photo evidence here.
This dude, on the other hand, went digging for something to be perverted about...He lists all these things on my profile...
And this dude crossed the wrong kitty...
Sooo yeah...looks like I'll keep on vibrating for the foreseeable future...