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Just found out my bf is a monster

I don’t know how to handle this information.

My boyfriend... doesn’t like... parades. Parades! Who doesn’t love a parade?

The week after I join a marching band is not the best time to get this information.


I asked if he’d come see us play Baltimore Pride this weekend when he dropped this bomb on me. I mean, come on! What’s not to like about a parade?!

There’s dancing:

Potentially confetti and other fun things being thrown about:


And mass silliness!


He claims that lots of people don’t like parades, but I don’t buy it. There can’t be that many people who HATE FUN.

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