I don’t know how to handle this information.
My boyfriend... doesn’t like... parades. Parades! Who doesn’t love a parade?
The week after I join a marching band is not the best time to get this information.
I asked if he’d come see us play Baltimore Pride this weekend when he dropped this bomb on me. I mean, come on! What’s not to like about a parade?!
Potentially confetti and other fun things being thrown about:
And mass silliness!
He claims that lots of people don’t like parades, but I don’t buy it. There can’t be that many people who HATE FUN.