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Illustration for article titled Just spent the past few days with my obsessively clean Grammy...
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Guys, I can't even tell you how good it feels to walk around your apartment and not coat the bottoms of your feet in cat litter...

My Grammy's the type of person who can spot a piece of dirt on the floor from across the room...before a crumb touches the table, she's already picked it up and thrown it away...Oh, the dishes are done? MUST. EMPTY. DISHWASHER. NOW!

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I felt like Pig-Pen walking into her apartment all covered in cat hair and whatever else unclean people have all over their stuff.

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This counts as cardio, right?

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